Dude is a dead duck at first, so he backpedaled to homeplate, stops, shoots a jump shot into a player looking at the umpire for an And-1

mlb tv blackouts will never make sense to me. I can’t watch the mets dbacks game today even though I live 10 hours from phoenix and the game is IN NEW YORK???

no

Ronny called game!!! 😤

BREAKING: The DOJ now says Congress can't subpoena Pam Bondi because she's no longer Attorney General. Trump fired her to prevent her from testifying...

Mendoza isn’t wearing his glasses. Mets lose. Get that man his glasses tomorrow

If a starting pitcher is able to make his next scheduled start then he wasn’t actually suspended

Claiming free tickets and then reselling them for 35 while being a season ticket holder is peak loser behavior. You took away the opportunity from someone to go for free just to be a greedy bum.

Draft the family members of every politician who voted for this first

Do a barrel roll!

MAGA is dead. It’s important that all three-time voters understand how much we told you so. You’re not forgiven. You are stupid. And America is worse because of you. I will spend the rest of my life reminding you of that fact.

Hello. It should start with you.

The real Trump derangement syndrome (TDS) is thinking that a geriatric felon who dodged the draft five times and declared bankruptcy six times knows how to win a war and run an economy. Fucking idiots!

Alvy's 4th 💪

Trump just wrote a deranged essay attacking the Pope because he wasn’t in favor of the Iran war. The world is watching the mental breakdown of a defeated man.

If you think Trump posting the picture of himself as Jesus was bad wait until you hear about how he f*cked kids.

WWE Superstar Danhausen has officially uncursed the Mets (h/t Brian Gewirtz)

I’ll never forgive David Stearns

I fear the Mets may never win again...