Have we seen the NV Energy commercial where the lineman leaves the job site to tuck in his daughter? Cute moment great dad anyway I’ll be thinking about that next time the outage in my area has an estimated repair time of 19 hours.

new Vegas culture is walking into a restaurant and being reminded that they close in 2 hours and 3 minutes

Vegas does not claim this man

My barber really hates what the Raiders did in the draft and my forehead can’t afford a bad haircut so I also really hate what the Raiders did in the draft

Kip Kelly Had this very argument with my kid after leaving The Beverly Theater on Thursday. Also, she has a drivers license.

most transplants won’t stay long enough to realize Fremont Street and Boulder Highway are the same road

followed closely by fake compliments from women you’ve never met

Sundance needs a new host city and we happen to know one

I just hope they’ll believe in me

You’ve just been in a major accident. You’re bleeding out. There’s only time for a final call to mom to tell her you love her. You reach for your phone, fumble the dial, an app opens. This pops up. No more time. Gootbye.

normalize posting unimpressive wins on accidental denominations

it is pretty scary to have this much drip

“Dad, tell me about 2019 Vegas”

ya’ll smoke everyday anyway I don’t make up a holiday for mixing up 95 north/south exits and crying in my car

annual reminder that after a certain age there is absolutely no way to get out of a pool float with your dignity in tact