Jacob RM there saying 63% isn't a big enough margin....

#AccodentalPartridge

If a deal is impossible, and no one wants no deal, then who will finally have the courage to say what the only positive solution is?

Have Ambrose and Walsh made a comeback or something? #WIvENG

Phenomenal card from @ReallyVeryRach for Valentine’s Day last week courtesy of bob mortimer - taking pride of place on the dresser!

Buttler salutes... 😂 Cottrell gets a taste of his own medicine as England pass 400 with an over still to bat. Watch #WIvENG live: skysports.tv/JsA4Bk Live blog: skysports.tv/1wMiBJ

Looking forward to Scarbs with Joel Fisk ...

Looking forward to Joel Fisk and Jon Amor guesting on my BBC Suffolk show this teatime ahead of their gig at The Halberd tonight. Hear them on air from 18-20. #blues #gigs #Ipswich

If I ever make a return to cricket, as I keep threatening to do, this will be a likely representation of my efforts.

Tomorrow sees the release of the 1st album from "Birdmen" - the first fruits of the 2020 Music Co-operative dreamed up by, and starring, my comrade Dave Doherty and featuring Ian Siegal Joel Fisk Bob Fridzema and more. Go to patreon.com/2020mc & wrap your lugs around it.

Very decent review of the new band I’m part of...

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

First Biden then a vaccine. Somewhere out there someone's explaining a drawing of Boris Johnson being fired into the sun to a genie.

BOWLER'S NAME!!??

Jools Holland would try and play piano at his own funeral.

Dates for the Diary! Join us at The Key this autumn at one of our upcoming events - from a charity quiz & our popular steak night to live music with @joelfisk & Mexican night, we have something for everyone! To book a table call 01728688510 #snape #suffolk #quiznight #steaknight

Event Nights at The Key! 16th March - Curry Night 26th March - Live Music with @joelfisk 6th April - Monthly Steak Night 13th April - Quiz Night 20th April - Italian Night Pop the dates in your diary & book a table at any of our upcoming events on 01728688510 #snape #suffolk

We are delighted to welcome @joelfisk back to The Key Sunday afternoon from 3pm! No need to book - just come and enjoy some live music! #snape #suffolk #livemusic

Opening act Joel Fisk will now be joined by his always excellent rhythm section of Rob ‘Tank’ Barry and Stephen ‘Cupsy’ Cutmore. As ever, a great value gig at Ipswich Jazz and Blues at Venue16