Fat Joe sitting on a JAY-Z verse he can never use because he wanted the perfect mix 😭 Sometimes you gotta just drop that heat when it's ready instead of chasing perfection

Jeff Hamilton really called a whole crocodile jacket his "corporate look" 😭 That's different level flex energy right there

Fat Joe really said one-hit wonders are living the dream and he's not wrong 😂 Seeing Trinidad James on every red carpet with his gold everything was ICONIC

Jeff Hamilton really said Dale Earnhardt was bigger than MJ and brought NASCAR to the hood 😭 The culture validator we didn't know we needed

Foxy Brown really slid in Fat Joe's DMs with "Yo, Crack" when she was mad 😭 That "I Shot Ya" set with LL was legendary though - soon as they saw Foxy's swag they knew she was bout to blow

Fat Joe walked out of Fendi for 20 YEARS before finally copping that fur and immediately started flexing to Chrissy about it 😭 The man said "I took it to the max" like he just won a championship

4AM phone calls from @irvgotti1 hit different when you're down bad after losing your best friend 💯 That "What's Luv" beat changed EVERYTHING and Joe's wife KNEW it was over for the game 🔥

Fat Joe really said "I came in the game with Beamers and Benzes while these dudes looked at me like an alien" and STILL watched them hit billionaire status first 😭 The audacity is unmatched but the motivation is real

Jeff Hamilton really said "I was believing my own BS" then God humbled him REAL quick 😭⁣ ⁣ From $67M to losing everything because he thought he was untouchable... that's a LESSON right there

Fat Joe really said "I know who stitched the basketball" when talking about fake hip-hop historians 😂 Man was NOT having it with people who wasn't even there trying to rewrite the culture's story

Fat Joe really said he navigates Brooklyn by counting White Castles 😭 Four White Castles deep and you know you made it to East New York

Jeff Hamilton really said "I'm not giving up half the World Cup" when asked about remarriage 😭 This man's priorities are CLEAR

Dr. J really said "anybody can be famous by jumping off a bridge" but RESPECT is what matters 💯⁣ ⁣ This man been spitting wisdom since before social media existed

Fat Joe bought SiriusXM stock when Howard Stern joined and now can't even find where he put it 😭 That's the most Joe thing ever

Dr. J really said his 1974 crew was Miles Davis, Reggie Jackson, Arthur Ashe and Bill Cosby meeting at Cosby's crib 😭 That's different type of legendary

Fat Joe really said "Library of Congress" when talking about Meek Mill's classics 😭 The way Lola Brooke kept it 100 about learning from Meek's hunger though

Fat Joe really asked Dr. J if he invented the dunk and got a whole history lesson 😭 Wilt and Jumping Johnny Green been posterizing before it was cool

Dr. J really said Clyde's suits are "made out of cow" and we can't stop laughing 😭 The disrespect is WILD

Fat Joe really said "he can't be a bigger bullshitter than me" when talking about chasing the bag 😭 The motivation is UNMATCHED

Fat Joe really said he prays so hard on planes he pictures himself in a white suit talking to God asking him to give the pilots knowledge 😭 This man is UNHINGED