Hey, if your mental health isn’t what it could or should be, you have to do two things - you have to realize that it’s not permanent and you have to talk to somebody you trust about it.

Tonight! MEET MAMIE FISH. Gilded Age 9pm EST / 8pm CST

It’s not the fight at Costco that bothers me. It’s having to text the next day about the fight and be like “Also… what you said at Costco really hurt my feelings…”

So like… what happened to Skype again …?

Ok before I get mad about americanair I want to address this emoji that I’m currently obsessed and also bothered by : 🫠

if i saw ET riding a bike in my neighborhood i would hit him with my car

Hugged my Uber driver today if you want to know where my day’s at

Shauna - Sketch 69 by Fenril-Huayra on DeviantArt ⁦G.K. Bowes⁩ and ⁦jo armeniox⁩ deviantart.com/fenril-huayra/…

Thank you #clarissaward

Was gonna tweet but might as well make a MySpace post

I don’t who needs to hear this but if there r any guys out there with hairy chests that would let me shave Harry Styles’s face into it so I can call it “hairy styles” I would really appreciate it x

F your phone, lemme see your Amazon orders

Texted my man “I wanna jump you like a dead car battery” and then didn’t hear anything so I texted him again a half hour later “is that hot?” If you’re wondering how good of a lover I am

Just got turned on by a dog toy if you’re wondering where my day’s at

When I think about how many times I got arrested in Hollywood.... This is a trip. 💎

Imagine if you could go inside my p**sy and this was my decor of choice

About to post a bunch of pics of my new bf with #happypride all over them to see how open minded he really is 🌈🌈🌈

Just had the idea I should take my plants on a walk if you’re wondering how my day’s going

Yay the #Chiefs won! Taylor’s not a witch! So excited to see who #FoxNews wants to blame now to distract from the GOP’s actual agenda 🎉

Wish there was a Shazam for smells