'Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.' - Doug Larson

There are few things I hate more than a #tbt

Jack Johnson- Escape

My boyfriend is better than yours ;)

“Men's Humor: The lie I tell myself everyday... ”Lucy Robson

It's such a thin line between clever and stupid.

Your smile could light up New York City after dark.

Happy birthday, Harry Potter ⚡️

Ross: In college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm! Chandler: That was you!

I wish I had done everything on earth with you.

Flapper Girl-The Lumineers

High Hopes- Kodaline (Filous Remix)

It's just a bad day, not a bad life.

‘People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day’ - A.A. Milne

'Life is too short to live on low-fat everything.' - Kristin Scott Thomas

James Hersey- Coming over (Filous remix)

‘Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck’ – Dalai Lama

Me 😂

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