I first saw this image in like 2012 but I feel obligated to share it with the younger generation

used to be that you could call yourself a poet and just be hammered 24/7 and everyone was like, "yeah that's the poet, the beauty all around has driven him to madness"

Oasis reunion show: look man, people who wear bucket hats should get to be happy too

Gonna need to call in a Foreign Crisp Expert on this one. Gerry McBride , thoughts?

Happens to me every time I watch Miller's Crossing

(monkey interviewing for typewriter job) oh sure. lots of times. king lear. othello. macbeth

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I do kinda love that the talent pool in Finna Fail is so shallow that they have to keep dredging up Bertie. It means I get to repost an old favorite joke of mine.

woke nonsense

Girl who is waiting for her overdue period:

baby seeing Cracker Barrel go back to the old logo makes me think about how sometimes the classic is truly the best. sometimes we get caught up in trying to be modern but it's a mistake.

i’m gonna keep on dancin at the

"thus begins a new era of productivity and focus", he thought, "where I take back control of my life." He unlocks his phone and deletes the TikTok app.

So was Suits ever a TV show or was it just produced to be watched on a phone in 45 second chunks

hey sorry I can’t come out tonight I have to stay home and refresh the timeline to see if dreams really do come true

ten hour crab rave

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La reproduction interdite, by René Magritte, 1937, 📸 via Bleacher Report