Okay, I laughed #RHOSLC

The Holy Trinity actually refers to this rare and brief moment in time when Beverly Hills, Potomac and Salt Lake are all airing new eps 🙏✨

Man. I would not pass the 3rd grade typing test today. #MyDeleteButtonIsGettingAWorkOut

me waiting for the 3rd quarter

Vigilante Shit

All of them. I will be seated from Tim McGraw - Dear Reader 😌

i've never held a beating human heart in my hands but i *have* been responsible for trying to get other people's taylor swift tickets so same thing

Always feel a little sad when Spotify wrapped comes out. We use Tidal because it came with our phone plan and it does nothing like that. Not that I need an app to tell me I only listen to Taylor Swift and Mamma Mia #Anyways

I don’t know when it happened, but I’ve transitioned from a ‘haha’ girl to a ‘lol’ lady

The house voting drama and Jen Shah’s sentencing has made for a busy week for Twitter

Converted my southern husband and MIL. Quality of life is greatly improved they say

The Midwest holy trinity

Each second of this is more amazing than the last

I’ve been in Illinois for less than an hour and already heard the longest honk of my life. Some things never change.

"Wisconsin, Michigan, could go for Barbie, could go for Oppenheimer. Nolan’s always done well in the Midwest but a lot of people there loved Little Women. On the East Coast, New York favoring Oppenheimer, his home state, no surprise there, Pennsylvania too close to call…"

Oooo Dr. Laura Milsk Fowler a new museum book!!!

Happy day! Forgot I pre-ordered this book and now I’m excited all over again! @Stylisticienne

he wouldn't stand a chance against them

Now for an important message from the President of the United States. #BravoCon Bravo #WWHL Watch What Happens Live!