Why is changing room lighting in shops SO unflattering?! Nothing makes me want to buy something less

If anyone has any genius hacks for easily removing silicone sealant from around a bath, please tell me because it has just taken me 2 sodding hours to do my tiny bath 😡

Had 2 different attempts at making dinner and both failed miserably so my dinner is now 2 babybel and an apple 🤦🏼‍♀️

As an adult, a surefire sign of upcoming annual leave is getting sick just before it, being unwell the entire time and then feeling miraculously better by the Sunday before you go back to work

Oh GOOD another thing to be insecure about

Can tell I'm a bit stressed, had half a glass of wine and then sobbed at an episode of Grey's Anatomy

the UK if oasis reunite:

Alarm goes off 7.55am on Tuesday Me. #oasisreunion #oasis

GALADRIEL: this is my magic washbasin and if you look into it you can see what sort of is, what kind of was and what might be maybe FRODO: this seems less useful than you are making out GALADRIEL: 🅂🄸🄻🄴🄽🄲🄴, 🅃🅆🄸🄽🄺

the saddest thing about the transition from primary school disco to going out clubbing is the loss of the tuck shop

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will douse them with petrol & burn them alive or drug them till they're unconscious & invite strangers round to repeatedly rape them.

IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN! NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

Apparently I have girl bossed too hard at work and now I have to be ✨responsible✨ for stuff coming from the literal government

Where did they find this photo of me