on a board meeting while my partner is cooking dinner for us. i mean what a lovely regular moment of life right? man oh man its the mundane moments of life that make me love this man more and more every day. sorry twitter, I'm too lazy to actually write this in my journal

MPLS: On 6/29 my ‘17 Kia America Sportage was stolen dayside from my bf’s house in Howe (after 2 failed attempts in 30 days). It’s been in the shop since. Then, this past Sunday morning, my Genuine Scooters Buddy 50 was stolen from right outside my house in Hiawatha. I GIVE. I GIVE UP

Can you guys tell me if the local NBC affiliate where you are is *also* airing the 1997 Super Bowl 31 - Green Bay Packers vs z - New England Patriots - right now?! or is this an #OnlyInWi thing? Visit Milwaukee #mkemycity #milwaukee #mke

There is just something magical about listening to 12 year olds giggle together

kim young The New York Times Can help here… gofund.me/7d793d5d

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOT.

By popular demand, here's the email that I sent to an ex after a bad breakup. "Big" words hyperlinked to help him read along. lisacurry.substack.com/p/letter-to-a-…

.@LindsayGuentzel thoughtfully included me in her quest to bring insight and understanding around #ADHD through Refocused PODCAST with ADHD Online. Being diagnosed at 42 gave me one of the best self-awareness nuggets of my life. Maybe it could resonate with you or a love one, too.

My guy’s 12yo is so funny/creative/imaginative & we improv together all the time. Asked if she wanted to take a class & she got this look and said “ok but I DON’T want to be a Story Samurai!” 😂😂😂 Thank you Abbott Elementary ִ Janelle James, moody clown. Chris Perfetti

Things people do on tv or in a movie but not in real life: - show up at your house uninvited and ring the doorbell - throw something breakable when they are mad - talk on speakerphone while driving in a convertible on the highway

Dear IKEA USA IKEA Twin Cities: a v impt question my bf’s incredibly amazing 12yo kiddo after I asked if she wanted to join my trip there this evening: “I LOVE IKEA! CAN WE PAY THEM TO LET ME JUMP ON THE BEDS BECAUSE IF I HAD A BUCKET LIST THAT WOULD BE THE ONLY THING ON IT” So?

Who’s got a lead on 20mg adderall extended release? I’m out at the end of the week and I can’t find a pharmacy that has anything in stock. #adderallshortage

Going on 4 hours on hold with Delta -wild Friday night

I’m in Florida and it’s 86° and sunny, but, I mean…it’s still Florida, so…it’s not…great.

If there is a football on the ground, rest assured that any man will pick it up and start throwing it around because they “played in high school” and then will proceed to pull a hammy and/or crash into something/someone when attempting to “go long!” Every. Single. Time.

I’m not a mom but today my boyfriend’s 12 yo referred to me as a “parent” and man my heart grew 1,000,000 sizes. Honestly, I’m just honored to be part of the village!

Fun to have Jenn Schaal and Dave Schwartz on today - find the show wherever you get podcasts or tap this: omny.fm/shows/drivetim…

At the Milwaukee Brewers game and it’s wild how fun baseball can be when a team actually hits the ball cc: Minnesota Twins

I am personally offended by the sheer numbers of people who do not have portrait lock engaged on their phone and my question to them is HOW DO YOU LIVE?

Here for Tim Walz as he’s giving proud dad watching his kids vibes during President Donald J. Trump tonight ❤️❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸