Only bad bitches can smell this picture

@nniaamh my mom tells everyone he’s just big boned

1 year later and Mr Bubz is still the greatest video to ever hit the internet

Midwest dads: gets bill at restaurant: "what’s the damage” tightens strap on back of truck: “that’s not going anywhere” flips over a piece of meat on the grill: “oh yeah that’s money right there” asked what time it is: “time for you to get a watch” answers the phone: “YELLO”

me when im getting ready and i feel that random wave of feeling extremely ugly

I just asked this girl on the bus if I could sit next to her and she said no as I was sitting and now I'm sitting by her

This is litreally every artist i know

Getting that perfect family photo with an Aussie puppy is never easy

I remember whenever I was late to primary school and I’d be like “my parents made me late”, my teacher would say some dumb shit like “it’s your own responsibility to make sure you’re here on time” bro I’m 7 years old tf do you want me to do? Drive the car?

Putting all your money in your savings then saying “I’m broke”>>>>>>>

This tastes like lucky charms

She looks like Diglet 😂

It's really this simple