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JD Vance's Couch

@jdvancescouch

Hello I am #JDVance's #couch and I am #Scared And #Abused by him.

They/Them/He

#CouchLivesMatter

#Harris2024

#Parody

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calendar_today25-07-2024 01:37:56

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I feel like Jeff Walz has some un-resolved childhood issues, what did mommy not love you enough when Tim came into the world? And as for that Walz Family photo its very distant relatives.

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Trump wants to Modify the 25th amendment, you hear that JD Vance if he wins he's firing you and most likely replacing you with RFK Jr.

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I think it's funny that both political parties pretty much traded each other's weird uncles. RFK JR supports Republicans and somehow hell has frozen over and the Democrats now have the support of Dick Cheney.

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Side Note - When Dick Chaney Formally known as Satan, says MAGA and Trump are not good, then it literally means MAGA and Trump are evil!

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Election 2024 (so far...) - Harris wipes debate floor with "orange stain" - Two mid-level racist MAGA women throw down and vie for who's the bigger racist POS in the MAGA party (a contrived distraction from above point, I'm sure...) - Taylor Swift endorses Harris and hundreds