new ick: queuing outside gordon’s

Jess Barnard RMT Everyone rightfully talking about his Kay Burley interview, but they way he doesn't even miss a beat in his response here. What. A. Man.

say it louder for the people in the back

be kind 🥰🌟 you never know who has a uti 💔😔

does anyone know if danielle walsh has a spotify playlist asking 4 a friend

why am i liking this tweet when i only get w guys who can’t drive

this was made by a consulting associate in 5 mins at 1am for rich ppl to present as if it’s genius

it’s always ‘wyd’ and never ‘🎶binny, i found you in the rubbish, but you are not rubbish🎶’

dolly parton sells branded martini tumblers and this is exactly why she is an icon amongst icons.

all music sounds so much better after u been drinking alone what’s that about

going private on spotify cause if another boy stumbles upon my healing vibrations and tibetan singing bowl playlists am gonna scream

was so worried as to what that smell was, turns out……… it was just my hands

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

i will never b that person, i will not read v much, my hair will always look that teeny bit greasy, i will stop looking composed 5 mins after leaving my house, i will always be bigger than i appear in the mirror, i will not maintain knowledge on ANYthing that matters, god help me