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Jack and Diane but all of the lyrics are “suckin’ on a chili dog”

The unexpected sound of a desert rain frog

Don’t count your chickens until they are laying eggs

I could watch this all day.

This is the 3 p.m. announcement from the Steelers. Block numbers are back for the game against the Packers this Sunday.

Katharine Hepburn’s childhood, in her own words. “Once when I was a teenager, my father and I were standing in line to buy tickets for the circus. Finally, there was only one other family between us and the ticket counter. This family made a big impression on me. There were eight

The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless

The three stages of me hearing Rhinestone Cowboy: 1. “Oh, great, this fucking song. I’m gonna change the station …” 2. “Maybe just one more verse …” 3. “LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOYYYY … RIDIN’ OUT ON A HORSE IN A STAR-SPANGLED RODEOOOOO …”

Oxford names "rizz" word of the year trib.al/yZAj1ER

Newman. He and Frank Costanza were like having two Hall of Famers coming off the bench. What a roster.

The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.

Me to a friend I haven't seen since high school: Hey man how have you been? Are you still into AP English?

We'll try again next year

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's Monday's problem now.

This is a thread of my all-time favourite literal translations, starting with this one… In Hungarian, the word for a shark, hiszékeny, translates literally to “sea bastard”

IN CASE OF FIRE: 1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face. 2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth. 3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them. 4) Exit.

Bravo to the Nationals for at least allowing fans to get physical tickets for tonight’s debut of James Wood, the #3 prospect in baseball. Fans who wanted tickets could buy them wt the ticket sales window in exchange for a donation to team philanthropies.

Bowl eligibility!