Me: I love live music start a band with your friends yes! Also me: fuck music I hate it I never want to SEE a music ever again in my life give me silence and nothing else

Tonight’s entertainment brought to you by “Straight White Men Who Have Only Ever Listened To Green Day”

I hate cover bands. I hate all cover bands. If your band does 51% covers I hate your band.

I can’t even tell you how much I hate bands who wear their own merch on stage

Teeth, except they’re made of sherbert lemons and you can’t get them wet cos they’ll get smaller

We’ve written a new song. It’s about sausages...or is it???? Find out tomorrow at Cavern when we support Martha with Okay, Bye !!!!!!! 💖🌭💖🌭💖🌭💖🌭💖

I can’t wait for tonight and I’m also rly proud of this cute poster I did wahoooo 🌭🌭🌭🌭

Martha - Love Keeps Kicking (2019, Big Scary Monsters)

Imagine bullying someone younger than you when you’re in your 30’s and calling yourself a feminist lol

For the sake of the Durham miners & ex-mining towns & villages, we should never forget what Margaret Thatcher did to our communities. Because one thing is certain - Boris & his chums will do the same: Thatcherism on steroids. Stop them. #VoteLabour

My grandparents have just bought me a membership to The Labour Party for my early birthday present. #votelabour

Fuck Boris

Yesterday I got into uni and tonight I get to see The NoSleep Podcast also I’m full of pizza and have a kitten so yeah life is fine

Hello The Muppets pls can your people talk to PUP about a crossover episode where PUP are guests or even Muppets themselves. They can be the PUPpets. Thanks. Also if Kermit can do a cover of “If This Tour Doesn’t kill You” with Animal on drums. Thanks again.

Does anyone else eat a single piece of fruit and immediately develop a god complex?

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