(ʞuɐʍ) just jared (@jareddp94) 's Twitter Profile
(ʞuɐʍ) just jared

@jareddp94

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linkhttp://favstar.fm/users/JareddP94 calendar_today04-12-2011 20:11:28

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Mark Leggett (@markleggett) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Elon Musk is pushing an urgent update to all Teslas, to make them autonomously drive past Grimes’s house a few times each night (just to see if she’s home).

(ʞuɐʍ) just jared (@jareddp94) 's Twitter Profile Photo

the problem with being someone who “stays hydrated” is driving around with 34 empty water bottles permanently bashing against one another…

(ʞuɐʍ) just jared (@jareddp94) 's Twitter Profile Photo

as the years go by, mall Santa’s start becoming less and less believable.. when will I be the fat man dressed in the suit? soon maybe.

Andy Field (@andyfieldhello) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tearfully waving out the train window as my girlfriend runs alongside *45 minutes later* She's still keeping pace. It's inhuman. Everyone on the train is screaming. I'm begging her to stop but she can't hear me. Her eyes are pure white. Police helicopters circle overhead

David Hughes (@david8hughes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Thomas the Tank Engine is the most stressful kids show ever. Alway some bullshit drama on the tracks. Nothing ever goes smoothly on that fucken island. Derailed trains, cargo spills, broken trains, it’s a fucken nightmare. Fuck this show.