In other news - I have some spare tickets for today’s friendly if anyone interested can meet you at the ground at 2.15. No charge, please re-tweet if you would be so kind #NCFC 💛💚

Just a sickening human being with no moral floor to his grift.

It is with great sadness that we share the news that Graham Thorpe, MBE, has passed away. There seem to be no appropriate words to describe the deep shock we feel at Graham's death.

Absolute garbage, it’s going to be a long long season #ncfc

Citing George Orwell in a way that makes it heartbreakingly obvious you’ve never read any of his work beyond a quotation on a tea-towel is very popular on here at the moment.

Delia and Michael have been brilliant owners of #ncfc and should be remembered in that way. I hope for a bright future, and wish them all the best in a well deserved retirement from football club ownership! #ThankYouDelia

Why is there a guy in an Arsenal shirt in the Barclay? Automatic banning order please.

I think from time to time Ash Sarkar makes valid points but this is nonsense. Visit the equivalent places around the UK to the ones you’re citing in Europe and you’ll find similar traditions thriving. London and our major population centres are a terrible comparator.

No idea who Paul is that was the first caller on Canary Call today but I’ve never heard such nonsense. Summed up by ‘what the hell has happened to 442 nowadays?!’ He must sit with the moaners around me Michael Bailey #ncfc #otbc

Well Lloyds just sent me a letter in Comic Sans. I honestly don’t really know what to say.

Where is the Openreach engineer Sky Help Team? They were supposed to be here between 8 and 1 and still haven’t arrived…

So Openreach why didn’t you arrive for your booked appointment today? You even text me on behalf of Sky Help Team to confirm yesterday. So what happened? I’ve had no internet since Thursday. Do you even work on the weekend?!

Happy 20 baby x Rough Trade Records

Ex pro who headed the ball too much not taking a second to think ‘maybe they shouldn’t be launching kicks into the box’ and actually encouraging passing and build up play instead…

AJ completely outclassed by Dubois. Even when he had a sniff at the end there, the previous knockdowns had done for him. Sad to see it end that way, but it’s all been downhill since the Klitschko fight.

DALLAS OMG

George Long is an absolutely terrible goalkeeper. How on earth we're happy with him as backup I don't know. Really really shit.

WHY IS LONG STILL IN GOAL FFS