has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

Extremely concerning businessinsider.com/elon-musk-phot…

you unexpectedly run into Elon Musk while grabbing coffee. you can only say 3 words to him. what will you say?

“walked away”

Ooooooof

Alejandra Caraballo is on Bluesky Besides misgendering you in a later reply to her head cheerleader, domestic terrorist Chaya thought she was insulting you by describing herself accurately here.

The Department of Labor says that employers added 336,000 jobs in September. But Twitter user @endfiatcurrency1488 isn't so sure.

NYTPitchbot They already wrote the article.

"theory of mind" so he will look it up

JUNlPER was suspended after Chaya Raichik, runner of Libs of Tiktok, complained to Elon Musk about a satire post showing how removing headlines leads to misinformation. The Libs of TikTok account has yet to be suspended despite calling people groomers and inciting bomb threats.

Patreon They just made it so you can follow us without paying anything, in case you didn't know People don't know that, so lots of people will hear "Patreon" and stop there if they don't already frequent it

Jason Derulo is straight and other things that have us going mmmm watcha say

I don’t know if people know about this, but if you trap millions of people in a city — with limited electricity and water over a period of ~18 years — they will be pretty unhappy campers once they break out of the city

NYT today

It’s really something for an American congressman to say that he thinks every Israeli life is worth 30 American lives.

The situation of a typical American white person is somewhat different than that of a first-generation settler who stole a specific house from a specific family of living individuals

It’s bad. But it did not take place in a vacuum, and acting otherwise dumbs down an already degraded discourse

and just like that it’s 2003 again