Crazy how many of you went from seeing Cristiano break records that started with “youngest player to..” to “only player to..” and now “oldest player to…” We are old!

If I ever did a PhD, it would be purely to write really outrageous papers on the most ridiculous and esoteric subjects. Think “mean jerk time” paper from the Silicon Valley show.

Camping is essential rich people cosplaying poverty with very expensive camping gear.

Showed up to an interview in my hoodie and I felt proud of myself for some reason. No one even cared!

Audacity will take you places your skills wouldn’t.

Some people are just incredibly unfortunate. They work hard but nothing just ever seems to work out.

You’ll be fine. Trust yourself.

I’m sure there are more important things to explain to your child.

A persons opinion on The Office, is a valid concern when choosing who to date/marry.

It seems like the entirety of life is a prolonged, consistent, and in many people, semi-conscious act of waiting. Waiting for life’s inevitable conclusion.

to understand zohran you must understand this

Yeah, we are supporting Monaco next season!. PP is back boys!!!

Just learn.

Just realized I might not say a word for the next 48hrs

Have you ever imagined that there is someone with the email [email protected]. He probably only responds to one other email. [email protected].

90% of the world compete to share in only 10% of global wealth.

People ask, “Why isn’t my life better?” Rarely do they ask, “How is it not so much worse?” Gratitude’s hard when you only measure up, not down.

Anora is a really funny movie.

Say my name, Say my name. 🗿☀️✨

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