riot police are the cicadas of late stage capitalism

ahh, springtime in the US. my favourite part of the season is watching the cops shed their winter gear so they can more comfortably tear gas peacefully protesting college students

if i landed someplace strange and was forced to go find some mysterious guy with three other guys missing key human features only to discover i could have gone home at any time, i think i’d be dropping a few more houses before i left

it’s school vacation week and i am trying to let these kids “make memories” but i am afraid i am the only one with these memories and they are bad

happy autism acceptance month, in which i accept that i can no longer do two things in one day without having some kind of breakdown

🧟‍♂️NEW EPISODE🧟‍♂️
We’re joined by the homie nash flynn to talk about 2017’s failed (second) attempt at starting the Dark Universe

left my hotel balcony door open a bit and a pigeon wandered in, stole some of crackers, screamed at me and then left. so yeah when i die i wanna reincarnate as a big city bird

hopped off a plane at LAX
with a dream to never come here again