I got engaged tonight and Schwarber hit 4 homers. I don’t know the connection but there’s something there.

Welcome to Chicago, Damian! Chicago Fire II is pleased to announce the arrival of Swiss youth international Damian Nigg. #cf97

🗣️Martín #Palermo en #ESPNF90: "A Casillas me lo crucé en el Mundial de Clubes y me dijo: 'cómo me rompen las bolas con los dos goles que me hiciste'". 😅

Electronic ticketing for sports events is one of humanities greatest mistakes

Bafetimbi Gomis on a random afternoon at the Liberty Stadium:

Whatever

I need D.C United to come back from the dead with a club who actually has real history.

Reminder Mexico has never beaten Argentina in +30 years, he literally lives in their head rent free and will forever be

🚨❤️🤍 Alexis Sánchez to Sevilla, here we go! Deal in place on one year contract as Chile legend arrives today for medical. Documents being prepared after Sevilla got green light to proceed. 🇨🇱

🚨⚪️⚫️ BREAKING: Yoane Wissa to Newcastle, here we go! Deal verbally agreed right now between the clubs. Fee worth £55m package. Brentford accept formal proposal from #NUFC and Wissa on his way for medical later today. After Isak gone, Wissa and Woltemade join for Eddie Howe.

How is that they get no notice for overspending this season?

Fuck man, why did it end so ugly

This is so American it’s embarrassing

This is a normal Nuevo Chicago and All Boys postgame idk what the big deal is

Rafael Sobis no Fluminense F.C. 🤩

If D.C United were just on the line of average, they could have signed at least one of these free agents

Literally paid a reported $30 million to get into MLS. x.com/nutmegsoccerco…

We are so back.

Thank God I’m not a Jets fan