The South Park writers couldn’t make a more satirical song if they smoked DMT and mainlined ayahuasca at the same time.

Whatever happened to "my AO3 history is between me and my FBI agent"???

"How is this AI?" And it's the most unimpressive piece of turd I have seen.

“i just wanna cut my grass and not turn the tv on” you can literally do that conservatives complain about nothing lmao

The worst person you know 🤝🏽 turning to God when it’s time to take accountability

Iced vanilla berry red bull being made permanent is like getting back with an ex. I know it's gonna end in heartbreak, but right now it feels so so good

tee higgins

the downside of reading more books is realising how much garbage gets published that isn’t even on the level of the average fan fic

Can't believe the woke left mob won't let Lee Brice drive his truck

She tweeted “in Somalia we execute pedophiles” The headline:

Drawing on my break at work makes me feel like such a twat

philly

When I tattoo my fav team's logo on myself for male attention (This was my first tattoo on real skin ever, I know it has issues just don't look at them)

i will never refer to ChatGPT as “chat” if I say chat, i’m talking to my imaginary twitch stream

insane Freudian slip

They hated this one too. Are yall dumb?

Role Model: Cowboys star LB DeMarvion Overshown goes OFF on Ole Miss QB coach for telling his players not to take care of their children during the season. "Don’t listen to this young men. Be there for the mother of your child and let the rest take care of itself. Those midnight

I'd become a Christian if I wanted to just sin and do whatever I want.