Hell yeah

Getting jacked on these prescribed steroids but they ain't doin shit for my knee. I miss the days of chewing on codeine and not being able to shit.

Can’t really clown on this guy anymore honestly bc I had a very similar transformation when I lost weight. no plastic surgery or teen blood or dressing like green goblin i just look like a very bony lady if I get below like 180 pounds.

Hard

I knew it

this is so scary. remember, this is a PAINTING. so the dog and the lobster had to pose like this for HOURS

Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.

PD on scene reporting actual birds.

Lmfao

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but do not get a dog if you don’t like talking to white people.

🚨 Bench-clearing incident in Philly 🚨

Warren Zevon show you how you advertise a record kids.

Lmfao

Fuckin busted knee AND bacterial pneumonia. I will be up on cripple creek till further notice.