I think everyone’s driving sucks if it’s not me

me when i don't agree, but i also don't have the energy to explain

Why TF is the keyboard uncalibrated on these stupid iPhones!? It’s no way I’m making all these typos. I know what I’m clicking!

Glad I know how to do my own hair. Amen.

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

It stopped when I told Buddy I wasn’t afraid of him anymore. His flabbers were indubitably gasted

i wanna punch somebody with both hands at the same time

I don’t think I’ve ever protested traveling but this time I want to just walk away … the money will come back

when the best part of the song is playing and someone is trying to talk to me

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I believe this calls for a hair cut

Losing someone you didn’t know you needed around you hits different…

You know, I just thought about something… I do not recall or know a white Jehovah’s Witness

37 years later, still one of the greatest dance songs ever made

Where is Snoh Aalegra Where is Alina Baraz Where is Jhené Aiko Where is Solange Where is Tinashe Where is Cleo Sol

i would like to personally thank whoever gingered the first ale

Remembering Leslie Jordan who would’ve turned 71 today. The actor and comedian died in 2022, at the age of 67.

What a woman, what a performance. Tina Turner delivering “Proud Mary” like no one else.