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not cory

@iamnotcory

i still believe in dragons. SEND IT TO DARRELL!

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calendar_today06-08-2019 22:51:07

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How I’m walking into my house after leaving my wife alone with a toddler and newborn because I had to go back to work.

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Guys, I officially feel old on the internet. I don’t know what this meme means, who this person is, why it’s funny. It just keeps popping up. I don’t even know what to search to figure it out. I think it might be time to retire.

Guys, I officially feel old on the internet. I don’t know what this meme means, who this person is, why it’s funny. It just keeps popping up. I don’t even know what to search to figure it out. I think it might be time to retire.
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I’m treating the Pop-Tarts Bowl like the Super Bowl next year. Going to call off work and have a big party. Will be the event of the year.

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I’m happy for both of them. I really am. I would have liked to ring in the new year with a fantasy football championship but someone only got me 4 points. Really happy for them though!

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Monica after saying ā€œI don’t think Reality Von Tease was a bad thing, I think scamming elderly people out of millions of dollars is a bad thing.ā€ #RHOSLC

Monica after saying ā€œI don’t think Reality Von Tease was a bad thing, I think scamming elderly people out of millions of dollars is a bad thing.ā€ #RHOSLC
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You know what’s cool about college football? They play every game on Saturday for the entire season, but then for the National Championship they are like ā€œnah, let’s play this on a Monday nightā€.

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Me on my way to illegally stream the Chiefs/Dolphins game tonight because I refuse to let the NFL bully us into paying for Peacock to watch the game.

Me on my way to illegally stream the Chiefs/Dolphins game tonight because I refuse to let the NFL bully us into paying for Peacock to watch the game.
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ā€œCan’t believe the Packers scored a touchdown there. Should have kneed it with 10:30 left in the 4th quarter. Show some class!ā€ - Arthur Smith, probably.