Politicians are not celebrities. They are public servants and they’ve forgotten their place.

I dunno man I just feel like the culture that produced the 911 Turbo and autobahn is vastly superior to the culture that produced scam caller centers ya know?

An uncomfortable truth: “Any crime that is punishable by a fine is basically legal for those who can afford it.”

i currently have my both my battery bank and phone plugged into my laptop and all three say they are being charged. unsure what is actually happening

Major concert tours are cancelling because of unsold seats? Have they considered lowering the price of tickets from $2,000 or using someone who is not Ticketmaster for ticket sales?

According to psychology, we rarely lose our temper with the people who deserve it. We snap at the ones who love us enough to forgive us.

So stefon diggs was fucking the person that was braiding his hair, his personal chef, his personal assistant, 12 faces, 2 other baby mamas, men and this is only the people we know. Dam, freaky ass nigga.

keep them on that ocean I’m so serious

>Youtubes CEO and employees gets replaced with indians >Youtube becomes a virus

You’re not gonna fool me, that’s Cobra Commander

The RBA has been forced to raise interest rates and punish mortgage holders AGAIN because this Labor Government doesn’t understand basic economics. Their reckless spending and non-stop handouts are driving inflation through the roof. They’re throwing taxpayer dollars around

Instead of mass importing people from the Third World, why doesn’t Europe just invade these countries and make them more like Europe?

Palantir CEO rn:

Thank you Indian diploma farms, you’ve killed another high trust aspect of American society

really really hoping that in a year i dont remember the hantavirus cruise ship’s name

They could do the funniest shit and do a shot for shot remake of the first film

How those snipers were moving

38% mortality rate!?!? Nuke that fucking ship NOW

It's crazy to see the stark contrast between white people celebrating a white murderer being rightfully punished while blacks chimp out when another black murders someone and gets as much as handcuffs on them.

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.