(French DJ voice) I just want to say... To all ugly and dumb people. Stupids... I just want to say to you that YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL! (Beat kicks in)

The world is actually markedly different from 2007. Just not in a way seen so easily in the aesthetics of fashion or music. E.g., one big difference is no smartphones back then. Another big difference was my life being full of open potential instead of squandered irreparably.

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Impressive and inspiring reporting. If only more fashion writing was like this

If students in Texas wanted the police to stay off of their campus they should have started shooting people at school

Pretty rare for wham to get completely upstaged in drip.

something tells me he did no such thing

The Olympics are a plague on the cities that host them and should not exist. The Olympics are also my favorite sporting event.

This is a terrorist attack that is almost incomprehensible in the depth of its depravity, and should be in history books for centuries

Nice being able to watch the swimming live at a respectable hour.

BREAKING For months the Labor government has been misleading the public on its role in the two-way arms trade with the State of Israel. Now we have a picture of an Australian-made DroneGun being used by an Israeli soldier. And a picture of Albanese holding the same weapon.

Those who help expose Israel’s last crime risk being the target of its next crime.

it's gotta be statistically so unlikely to be naturally gifted at canoe slalom and find that out in time to do it at the olympics

Israel just openly assassinated two more journalists in Gaza. This is where total impunity leads

Took kids on scooters to market to get fresh baguettes for garlic bread with pasta last night, got em popsicles while we were there. Cook 1.5 hrs and get the meal up for them/in laws. Wife gets son ice water and he tells her it’s fantastic. Delicious. Only thing he remarks on.

Feel like a really funny news story that flew under the radar recently was The Rock doing an 11 million dollar ad campaign for the US Army that was so counterproductive it caused 38 recruits to change their minds about enlisting

It's a little complex. Getting the three of you there safely will require me to make seven boat rides.

Whenever one person tells another that they’re feeling sick, the other person is always like “There’s definitely something going around right now.” Everyone always has their finger on the pulse when it comes to sicknesses. Not me! I’m too busy workingg and Fucking.