The exchange I just had with my dad to transfer money: Dad: Do you have Zelle? Me: Naw. Do you use Venmo? Dad: No. What about Cash App? Me: Naw. What about PayPal? Dad: I don’t have it. Me: I think Apple has something? At this point he might mail me a check!

Allow me to reintroduce myself. #KlayDay

Me: “Just to be clear, we’re changing this after the work is done because you realized you ‘committed design crimes’?” Wayne Fan: Sends this 👇🏾😂

The Kanye doc got me puttin’ my retainer in mid-day to sing “Through the Wire”

Who are these blessed people who win draws on SNKRS these days? I’m always catching L’s 😭.

Sigh 💔

This feels like when I tell my son to do something, but there’s no incentive and no consequence.

NBA free agency has produced so much great content this week. I need more basketball fans in my life to enjoy this all with.

Moments ago I spoke to Brittney Griner. She is safe. She is on a plane. She is on her way home.

Omg

Mbappé fresh out of the hyperbolic time chamber 🔥. What a match.

LFG Messi 🇦🇷!!!!

Pouring one out for all the tweets that never made it cuz my partner said it wasn’t funny

Why’d they do Zeke like that 😂? Stephen A Smith about to have a field day tomorrow.

Wooooooooow 🍿

No one breaks my heart more than the Nike SNKRS app 💔

Oakland has lost the Warriors, Raiders, and soon the A’s. It’s unbelievable.

Coco Gauff 🥹