POV: all your worms are gathered on a thin strip of land just above the water

They've given me a section in Asda

OwO Disgwaced fowmew TV entewtainew Wowf Hawwis, who was jaiwed fow indecent assauwts on giwws, dies aged 93 (✿ ♡‿♡) bbc.co.uk/news/uk-603938…

Look, how am I meant to free the nipple when it's attached? Take it up with God

Daniel Lavery is pretty much my favourite writer atm. Banger after banger

My pride calendar just dropped 🏳️‍🌈🩵

so google, in its infinite wisdom, must have figured out that "genesis" and "megadrive" are sometimes used interchangably, because googling "the book of megadrive" gives these results near the top on the first page

For people who are enjoying NYT's new Connections game and want more examples, here are more than 76000 of them on a free site that acknowledges the existence of Only Connect. puzzgrid.com

my tshirt arrived

be as visible as ally as you can be 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Ben wearing his post-9/11 british atheist costume. what a cutie.

AliceAvizandum When all youve got is a wolfpack, every problem looks like a cervid

It’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world

When Moloko sang Bring It Back they were talking about Section 28

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the idf purposefully destroyed every means of civil record keeping in gaza, from hospitals, parliament, universities, all of it. if nyt reported these, it added they were “hamas run” to make genocide more palatable. now hundreds still die every day and they’ll ignore it entirely.

FPTP stands for first past the pastry