Selling 4 GA Coachella weekend 2 tickets + shuttle passes !! #Coachella

Alright so my date posted this to her snap last night

hey hollywood, if we’re on remakes… let’s get another Good Will Hunting starring Amanda Bynes as Will & Jim Carey as robin williams/the therapist

I was accidentally added to a sorority group text but they kicked me out 😔

(holding my friends at gunpoint) pumpkin patch?????

my big romantic gesture

Tonight's to-do list: -honk -shoo -honk -mimimimimi

my biological clock is ticking (i’m running out of time to drink on weeknights)

Drinking beers at the bar and I look around and literally like 12 people are copying me

“My favorite part of the diner is it feels like a diner. It feels like a real like ‘go eat at a table’ diner” 🍔

“slut era” she whispers as she bulldozes her build in the sims 4 for the hundredth time

Nah this is fucking amazing!

inside you there are two wolves

my son is gonna be so mad when i name him garett (short for cigarette)

me as soon as i wake up

this man doesn’t have a bad bone in his body, I’d bet everything on that