wasted potential

Just spilled my iced applecrisp oatmilk macchiato all over my sister's newborn baby

So Texas is using "my body, my choice" to get rid of vaccine and mask mandates, but "your body, my choice" when it comes to abortion. Got it.

u know you’re traumatized when a guy treats u right and u think it's a joke

it doesn’t matter if you’re 20 or 36, you officially become an adult the day you realize you’re now terrified of teens

Can you imagine doing the Pacer test and you get shot when you don’t get to the line before the beep 💀

u can’t be like WE IDENTIFIED THE ZODIAC KILLER!!! and then be like “It was Gary”

This cracked me up. 😂

pov: a girl in her 20s who stopped making herself feel guilty for everything and just started living. start being nice to yourself, you are your forever bestie.

they could have found nemo in 30 minutes if they just gave dory an adderall

no because she has a point ???

We have entered a BONES DAY ERA. Treat the next few days as a bones day until Noodle gives further guidance. #BonesDay