many people don't realise this

bards about to inspire the barbarian to do massive damage

“i’m a top” “im a bottom” okay????? im not that nice and im not your sis

charli and billie on the guess remix:

Walz's advisors: We need you to stop calling them "weird" Walz: I'm gonna call them dipshits

im in the LAX all gender bathroom going pronoun for pronoun with a pansexual seattle transplant

princess diana was brought up in a conversation and my mom hit this pose

(Formerly Twitter)

why did she give et a bbl

This has to be like. Objectively measured right. This has to be in the running for 'The single funniest a human being has ever been'

my dream DUI is hitting one of those big red balls outside Target so hard that it rolls

The 'blurst' of times!?

me: let the time run out. who cares. the world is better off without me anyway… jigsaw: heyyy nooo. cmo-(voice filter off) cmon man. you’re awesome

English students choosing a place to sink into a deep depression while earning their MFA:

why is no one adopting this damn ho?

chasers be like

sheesh

gonna kill my piece of shit son for looking like this x.com/BuzzFeed/statu…