Context for Kewell’s super sub yesterday. Since last season, Notts starting with 2 defensive centre mids (Some combo of Yates/Hewitt/Milsom/Brisley) = W17 D8 L3 With 1 or 0 = W8 D9 L18.

Fair play to the observer for doing the fbpe reply guy ‘what about brexit Jeremy?’ thing in newspaper form, to themselves.

Hey. So I freelance now. I can write, edit, sub, strategise… Please DM me if you need help with your #content. Here are a few clips: clippings.me/glazebrooklyn

Delicious chips from The Magpie Cafe in Whitby.

Started to write for i-D about how Y2K was the worst year for music. Ended up thinking Y2K was maybe the best year for music: i-d.vice.com/en_uk/article/…

one of the most obviously cruel things about the british education system - and life in general - is the charade of meritocracy, where you're lead to believe you stand a chance against the privately educated. would almost be better if you were just told from age 3 that you don't

Clive Lewis: "There are a lot of people in our party who have sat around for the last five years saying how great the Labour Party was, what a proud anti-racist organisation it was. What a load of rubbish. The Labour Party has an interesting history when it comes to anti-racism."

Happy Birthtime to kindness milking BILLY BRAGG! 98 today! Happy Birthtime Baggy! Levi Jeans!

Winter dressing inspiration from the #streetstyle connoisseurs of #LFW: asos.do/GzaJHK

Really hoping S. Aborah sticks it out and outlasts Fullarton at Notts. Shouldn't have to wait long...

"Let's bet the UK's finances on a yes/no vote on liking foreigners", looking very much like the "Will this fit up my arse" of politics.

Plan: Election in Oct, combined with referendum on activating article 50. Each party writes 2 manifestos, 1 if yes + 1 if no. #Referection.

Corbyn turns around near a woman. Corbyn says words 'Israel', 'Islamic' and 'state' in the same sentence.

Shame on you Twitter. This was the greatest tweet we ever did. 4 rts? smh. x.com/asos_menswear/…

Steele Johnson is on the US diving team. Somewhere a confused Pike Splashgood is about to shoot his first porno scene...

2016 has mainly been me trying to dress like this... x.com/asos_menswear/…

The absolute boy x.com/jeremycorbyn/s…

I got 97 out of 100! How do you measure up? buzzfeed.com/robinedds/can-…

Whoa. If this [screengrab of a partial, context-free quote in an op-ed based on a news story based on a snippet of an interview, the full version of which i could have easily found on YouTube] is what it looks like, this is really bad!