i want to put my boyfriend in a terrarium on my desk so i can watch him squirm around and munch on leaves while i get loss after loss in fortnite

shapes and colors Forever 🟨, 🔺,🟢, 🔷,

smoking on that shit that gave Austin Powers

you know when dogs are older and they're just on the floor and they stink?

making macking cheese in the michael wave.

can a brother get 2 yups for his birthday

shooting a gun in the air to get everyone's attention then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully

i love all the shapes and colors of a guitar center

White people be like Let me crunch some numbers

burping and having fun

I must unleash the beast inside of me

putting my beloved nee doh in a hydraulic press

clocked in at the pervert factory

taking my dentures out on the 3rd date

i have a chud ass boner

A gnome ran up and bit me on my ass so grabbed it by the leg and slammed it against a wall so hard it exploded

At a house party fuckin with the microwave lol

if your tongue yellow keep it in your mouth