Just saw a generator ad. The guy said “we now have control over what happens in our lives” really? #thatescalatedquickly #nopowernocontrol

The real congrats go to the bus driver who drove this bunch of crazy kids to Norfolk and helped us get safely to our #firstlegoleague tournament. #randolphelementary #ontostates🏆 instagram.com/p/BqTkVaEF1kU/…

Way to go Space Tamales! instagram.com/p/BqTkyYflMry/…

T-or-T 101: Here’s the plan. Send the kids out. When they get back from trick-or-treating...dump the loot on the table. Let them keep 15ish “me only” candies in a bag with their name, the rest goes in the bowl, free for all. You’re the boss. It’s your house, mom and dad.

My 1stgrader asked if he could read a #startherebook & is now 1/2 thru 1st chapter. Awesome! Nicole Unice @hopechurchkids David Dwight

#startherebook has encouraged lots of questions from the 7yrold and this 33yrold. It's simple and deep simultaneously. @hopechurchkids

#EatMorChikin #chickfila #CowAppreciationDay we love cfa!

Excited to head to #Catalyst14 tomorrow!! Wondering if I will get to see any of my #gracefellowship friends? Buddy Hoffman Denise Cox

How do we join the #collegeofchange? Do we get our own scrubs?

Way to go #mrcrosby , you win! You have a good sport for a dad, Tripp Crosby

Today, my 2yrold sang me a new song he wrote and it goes "we will we will jinglebellrock you" #queenchristmas #cooltoddlers

My 2yrold told me I am handsome(or beautiful, whatever) and look like Elsa today. He is in a solid first for the son of the year award.

I just heard during a brother wrestling fight "don't you remember Luke 6:31? Do onto others?" #thankyouzoneteachers @hopechurchkids

Moms night out! #ifgathering #RVA #changingourstoryline

Merging holidays: driving to $1 taco lunch with Vadar

Letting my 3 yrold look at pictures on my phone ended with him tweeting random older photos. #momfail #iguessitcouldbeworse

#onlychildren never have to lock the bathroom door. 3 kids later, I think I have learned my lesson. #idontneedhelpinhere #hidingfrommykids

My 4yrold just yelled at his show "close the door people!!" when Mickey left the clubhouse door open. #amen #brokenrecord #proudparent

That hashtag tho. x.com/maryannetysing…