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Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

plural of yaml: y'allml

Joe Biden didn’t even ATTEMPT to save Florida from Hurricane Ian by drawing a new path with a Sharpie.

I feel deeply for all affected and I'm aware I'm old, but I just cannot get past how "multiple people fractured bones in the ballpit" and "security yelled at Blorbo from my streams about their costume" carry the exact same gravitas in the TwitchCon community reaction

Excited that we're fully open sourcing InboxSDK (our framework for building Gmail-focused Chrome extensions) and announcing full Manifest v3 support: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=331649…

Analytics teams only make dashboards when they're in extreme distress! It's easy, but buying an analyst from Deloitte or McKinsey contributes to the problem when you could staff your team by waving pizza slices around your local university stats department. #AdoptDontShop

legs are haunted

Love that Google Cloud has decided to embrace "industry standard" support pricing of 3% of spend but not the "industry standard" of actually giving support.

If anybody in the systems-y backend/SRE space is interested in a job at a fully remote, profitable startup with interesting scaling challenges not run by _gestures vaguely at the timeline_, DM me!

lol. Further, lmao. linkedin.com/jobs/view/3346…

Shout out to the golden god of an eng lead who convinced Elon that a complete rewrite is the answer to what ails Twitter

Well if you charge $8 for lunch at Twitter HQ, you don't need badge readers either so the savings add up

‘Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’ star Donald Trump has been indicted on criminal charges.

My toddler is mad that the sports bar at the airport won't turn on Bluey and honestly, same, kid.

What they give you when you ask for a compact car at the Austin airport

Ah, yes, the Three Laws of Hypergrowth Startup Dynamics: 1) All systems that existed before you were unscaleable, unmaintainable nightmares 2) Any replacement system you proposed and worked hard on was extremely challenging, saved the business, and merits your promotion

3) Any system proposed by people starting after you misunderstands the complexity of the domain and the constraints you were operating under These laws are fundamental laws of the startup universe. They are always and everywhere true.

*Submits non-urgent thing to pediatrician's office message portal* Office staff, quite reasonably: Give us a quick call and we can sort this out, no problem. Me: *gnawing off own leg to escape*