Some people would rather ruin their looks than feel any kind of emotion #MillionaireAging

We have evolved past the need for a biscuit - cake binary. Let the Jaffa's and tea cakes exist on the spectrum, ok?

No one is working harder than Marks and Spencers influencer marketing team rn

A Trojan horse made of bed bugs

Wired headphones >>> Bluetooth headphones

Tell me you missunderstood this movie...

This looks like it was designed by me

Words are immensely powerful. They have the power to change minds, write manifestos, tell legends, spread ideologies, and more. The world may be built with hands, but it is ultimately created by words: You embody what you say and what you say becomes the reality you live in.

Pay nurses more than £38k then

Is like when they brought out Bluetooth earphones with string on 'em 💀💀💀

Still can't believe it - but a highlight of my year nonetheless 🫶🫶🫶

My job is deeply serious

Do you think french copywriters get bored of writing liberté, égalité, somethingelseité?

"Bite me" is such a good 2000s' comeback. Reinstate into common lingo pls 🙏

Sticking by the Conservatives’ debt rule is undermining The Labour Party’s aims to boost growth and investment. It should target national wealth instead. See my latest article for the Evening Standard tinyurl.com/4nub7kwr @joshsimonstweet Spencer Thompson Rachel Reeves #ukfiscal

Games on LinkedIn? That whole app is a damn game. One that I am losing too 🥹

Is Ed Davey training for Takeshi's castle right now orrr..?

Selling Sunset, Buying London, Owning Manhattan..what's next, Remortgaging Rome?!

I remember talking about his coming out video in a Linguistics seminar in 2013 as an example of the singular use of they. Retire easy king.