Someone, somewhere, is the person who pressed go on that software update. And right now they know exactly what they did and what it has done. And as someone who knows that sinking feeling when you realise you’ve screwed up at work, I cannot imagine the state of them right now.

What's that – Novara Live is the 4th most popular UK politics podcast? And this doesn't even count our live viewing numbers? Inject it. Into my veins.

All of the Christian “alphas” were just triggered by *squints* A band who sings about nature, being a better person, and protecting forests.

You turn on television. It's an interview with Jonathan Ashworth. You unwind with a podcast. Jonathan Ashworth is on it. You go to read an article. Jonathan Ashworth has written it. You are losing your mind. You phone 999. Jonathan Ashworth answers.

See Starmer's approval ratings have tanked & thinking it's a comms problem. Like, people don't really get what he stands for. Maybe a statement of his vision, or some pledges? Something like that.

We have spent the past 3 years lecturing Russia about international law, but Israel launches a war against Iran, assassinates scientists and bombs civilian infrastructure, but she doesn't say a word about it and only talks about Iran. We are a fucking joke, it's truly pathetic.

Just a reminder that the West destroyed Iran’s progressive democracy in 1953, deposing a leader beloved of the people, and installed a dictatorship in his place. The US and UK have been terrorising that country for as long as any of us have been alive. It’s sick.

What is the "due diligence" here? Speaking to every artist and telling them to not be naughty and call out a genocidal government? Completely absurd to even imagine.

A British citizen can join the IDF, kill children in Gaza, and return home without so much as a police interview. But chant something that offends Zionists at a music festival, and you’ll be under investigation within hours.

Red-Green alliance is an essential now. 60+ seats up for grabs. Decisive block in the next Parliament and the route towards a government of the left. Let’s go.

We spent years attacking you & lying about you. We told you to f**k off. We purged you, expelled you. We told you to f**k off again. We changed the rules, stopped you becoming candidates, smeared you, went on TV & told you to leave. You're setting up a new party? Splitters!

Labour needs to stand aside for Corbyn. We cannot afford to let Labour split the vote and get reform.

Starmer losing his seat in this fashion would be the best part. Thoroughly deserved

btw vote splitting doesn't even work as an argument here because even if every Corbyn voter switched back to Labour, Reform would still win 323 seats (a working majority) with Labour floundering on just 205. The problem is everyone hates Starmer!

Sooooo I don’t think people realize how absolutely historic that episode of South Park is going to be… if you don’t understand the intent of that episode (to get Paramout sued by Trump as a repercussion for them giving into him and firing Colbert)… this is going to get nuclear

Paramount axed Colbert report because Trump didn’t like it, they give $1.5 billion to South Park, who- literally the next day- go after him 10x harder than Colbert ever has. Genius.

If were an agent of the state trying to ensure that a new left wing party didn't become any kind of threat, I would simply do everything in my power to prevent alliances with other parties and to exclude individuals or media organisations with large popular followings.

a terrible thing about uk politics is that every moment of longed for schadenfreude is always tempered by the knowledge that there's yet another truly horrible cunt waiting in the wings