Send some up for our friend 🙏🏼

GM! Aside from the mutuals, the TL sucks. Blackpilling, elected officials acting like children. Anyhoo

PSA: IDGAF if the entire NFL wears cheerleader skirts. In fact, IDGAF if the entire league implodes and isn’t ever an issue ever again. Thanks for attending my TedTalk.

“We’re not going to do what you see us doing in plain sight, it’s a figment of your imagination and it’s all someone else’s fault” - Newcum

GM!

Think imm need to start an initiative with Braxton McCoy so we can save the historic, scenic, and ever majestic range of Texas overpasses and bridges. What think?

That’s in debt

The reason we like Cracker Barrel isn't because they make great food. Its ok, but anyone could do what they do. We like cracker barrel because it reminds us of a better America. It reminds us of our history. The new CEO hates that history. She hates that America. And she hates

You’re a member of the U.S. Congress. For now. Thanks

What an elitist cunt.

Is it me banging your mom behind a 7-11?

GM!

Whew…you should sit this one out.

GM!

She’s lying, run

Imagine wanting to be a visionary leader, but all you can do it steal someone else’s ideas.

Watching The Sopranos…sipping Sinatra Select. Symmetry folks, symmetry. 🤌🏼