“Have a proper piss” rattles around my brain every time I go into a pub toilet. All timer

Think in few years time we really won’t recognise the club we all grew up with

Can’t believe our 4 months travelling Asia is coming to a end, I’ve had the best time ever but now onto the next part, Australia 🇦🇺

Fucking pepperami head

Kylie Minogue - love at first sight

check on your white boys today

Me in the pub looking at the bottles after the tap selection is shit

absolutely insane that everyone who lives in Manchester, Glasgow and Edinburgh knows that the 'random fires' in their cities are 100% deliberate and done so property developers can make a few quid but there's seemingly nothing anyone is able to do about it

Adam P chanting his name at St James

Most overrated gaff on the planet. Cunt to get to. Bigger cunt to get in, and a shit show once inside. “Yeah but it’s got spiral exits” Fuck off.

Melt Fergie's statue and replace it with a huge one of Michael Carrick's cock 🤩

Ball bag. Fuck off

Abercrombie shutting down end of February as Neville’s turning it into his “own bar” the proper red he is

Gary Neville wants it gone and people still think he’s United🤣

Wearing a rival team’s kit on your stag do will never be funny.

When this prick cuts his hair can we all agree to pay no attention to the next gimmick the attention seeking gimp comes up with