❝Yeah, my initials are LSD. Explains a lot, doesn't it?❞ ✨ Formerly @Polaris_Dane. ✨ Des. & Lit. ✨ Comics & MCU. ✨ Seeking new SLs. ✨ RTs?

>> Seeking new SLs << ✨ Des. & Lit. ✨ DMs are open for plotting. ✨ Fave for a random starter. ✨ Ask if you'd like to plot. ✨ RTs?

❝They're dinosaurs. Wow enough.❞ ❯ Literate & Descriptive. ❯ Experienced Writer. ❯ Seeking partners and plots. ❯ RT?

❯❯ Ｓｅｅｋｉｎｇ ＳＬｓ ❮❮ ›› Crossovers more than welcome ›› Favourite for a starter ›› DMs open to plot ›› Feel free to start yourself!

"Well, I haven't been around in a long time." "Hopefully you won't all hold it against me."

"That said, it depends what you were planning on holding against me. There are certain... things I wouldn't mind at all."

"Not that this is in any way related to my disappearance, but is anyone interested in acquiring a rather special Van Gogh?"

"Plebians and/or law enforcement officers need not apply."

"The name's Solo. Napoleon Solo." "Damn, that does have a ring to it."

❝Thief, Cowboy, Agent and Provocateur.❞ ❯ Napoleon Solo. ❯ Rebooting Account. ❯ Looking for SLs. ❯ Crossovers Welcome. ❯ RT?

❝Napoleon Solo, the CIA's most effective agent.❞ ❯❯ Seeking SLs. ❯❯ Fave for a starter. ❯❯ DM to plot. ❯❯ Send a starter yourself. ❯❯ RT?

// I'm getting emotional over a Klimt... this was not the plan.

"The fortune cookie ain't wrong."

// I need to actually spend some more time on this dick

// I meant 'more time on' as in writing and 'this dick' as in the bastard that is Napoleon Solo. It came out wrong. But y'know. x.com/EsotericAgent/…

Whispers. "It's talking about anal." x.com/ESOTERlCA/stat…

"Come on, mini-me, you know better than this." "If in doubt, we always assume it's sexual." x.com/ESOTERlCA/stat…

// I was watching the Putin interviews and my dad saw a pic of young KGB Putin and said "Is that Illya Kuryakin?" I'm crying

// I kinda want to bring this acc back, but I have no idea if anyone is active here anymore...

Tʜᴇ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs ᴍᴀɴ ɪɴ Lᴏɴᴅᴏɴ. ➵ Rebooting. ➵ Literate and Descriptive. ➵ Seeking SLs. ➵ DM to plot. ➵ RT?