If #AmberHeard were a guy, he and #MadisonCawthorn would be a great couple.

(2 of 2) Dave Chappelle is a kind, generous person IRL and one of the great comedians of his generation. So glad he’s OK. — “I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. ” ― George Carlin

(1 of 2) I didn’t love standup because of the hours, the travel, or the bookers. I loved it because of what Carlin said below. I left standup because of the anxiety. The audiences stopped being fun. Crossing the line was the whole #$@&!ng point.

If a celebrity makes a racist slur, they are cancelled. If a racist murders 13 people, his name is published. #StopNamingTheShooters #JohnDoe #BuffaloMassacre YES to #FreePress BUT The New York Times please consider a global press agreement to stop making shooters famous.

Bellowing, it ate my plastic hangers. #WIREDSIXWORD "In six words, write a story about a wormhole discovered in your closet."

To be like #ElonMusk, all I need are 262,000 people to give me a million dollars each. #DailyAffirmations

How lovely :-) einpresswire.com/article/573651… #NCIS #TheFlightAttendant #KaleyCuoco #HBOMax #HBO #CBS

Totally relate to #ObiWan in the new #StarWars series. He has a nightmare about the prequels.

Why do Europeans never get in trouble, but dolphins always get in trouble? Because Europeans do it by Occident, but dolphins do it on porpoise. HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! (this may be why I quit #standupcomedy)

The solution to children fingerpainting the walls: Everyone should carry paint.

Sometimes I feel like less like a father and more like the CFO of a nonprofit. #Parenthood #parenting #Father

12-y-o Isaac: “One minute, everything‘s fine...then you turn 4, and you’re like, oh, f***.” #family #lol #parenting

I just took a test for narcissistic personality disorder. I did better than everyone else.

Every action sequel should just be our heroes, filing paperwork for the people they shot, blew up, and ran over in the first one.

Today is #WorldRefugeeDay. I am a member of iAct, and a founding principle of our work is always to start with listening. I am asking you, friends, please...listen to Refugees. Listen to their stories. #withrefugees #worldrefugeeday @iactivism

Unlock the Ultimate Life Hack. 6/1. 🧘 #guru$$ #yoga #yogainspiration #yogaflow #spirituality #chakra #asana #hatha #innerwisdom #conscioushiphop #althiphop #comedymusic #musicvideo #rapmusicvideo

A music video masterclass. 6/1. ✨ #yogi #yogaflow #guru #spirituality #chakra #asana #kundalini #pranayama #conscioushiphop #comedymusic #musicvideo #rapmusicvideo #musiccomedy

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Check out Sada Sat Bing’s 4-minute Masterclass this June 1st 🚀 #hiphop #yoga #hiphopmusic #yogaeverydamnday #hiphopvideo #asana

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