Successfully gained 4 lbs in 2 days. Now THATS a staycation 🍔🌮🌮🍺

It’s official: I’m two weeks past my second shot! High-fives and handshakes comin’ at’cha! #TeamPfizer

To the COUNTLESS people who’ve tried to convince me their iPhone is secretly recording their conversations: “no, I told you so.” google.com/amp/s/www.cnet…

To all those who think your phone is secretly recording you, here's a fun number: it would use apprx 77 Gb / month to send always on voice recording to the cloud. Thats. Not. Happening. Here's the math:

We published a new blog this week on the Scale Acceleration Factor: the relationship between Net New ARR and Ending ARR which early-stage startups can use to predict future growth. Check it out :) scalevp.com/blog/future-gr…

Have you ever been so tired you put your pants on inside out? #HappyFriday

Duck you autocorrect

If I were building my #B2BGTM tech stack, this is the first thing I’d check out. Congrats to Jon Miller and the whole team!

Is is possible to block all mentions of the Kardashians from my life? I can’t think of any topic I’m less interested in...

I turned off the “hey Siri” command on my iPhone and I swear my battery life improved 20%

Hey California and Bay Area folks: found a cool tracker for vaccination rates by zip code(scroll@towards bottom for spreadsheet links): data.ca.gov/dataset/covid-…

However many days off I have in a row = the number of cups of coffee I need to be productive again.

One of my favorite things about having a kid is making a mess then blaming it on him 😁

Well this should help buzzfeed's earnings... cnbc.com/2021/06/24/goo…

um, this is the strangest thing I've ever seen: youtube.com/watch?v=dJa8O1…

We're excited to announce our lead investment in VergeSense. Scale's Rory O'Driscoll discusses how the #AI-powered platform helps enterprises better leverage their real estate spend. scalevp.com/blog/vergesens…

Twitter, Facebook, Instagram… Is social media as we know it dead? The signs of trouble are certainly getting more and more common. Here’s a short history and predictions for what’s next. #SocialMedia #DigitalCommunity bit.ly/3utzx2s

Understanding how Gen Z likes to shop is crucial to maximizing engagement and conversions. Read our article and discover if these 5 Gen Z shopping trends make sense for you or your brand. #GenZ #GenerationZ #Sales #ShoppingTrends bit.ly/3UBX9wC

I don’t tweet often but this is important. Tl;dr the algorithms aren’t causing the problem, they’re highlighting them.

Either I’m terrible at language or generative AI is terrible at making charts based on a description. Does anyone have a good tool for this?