We used to drop songs on SoundCloud …….. NO MIX

We use to approach women outside... NO TINDAH

Marvelslop fans love low quality lovies

all green characters are black. I don’t make the rules🤓

“Whoever can't name a football team starting with B drinks” My girlfriend: Barcelona Me: Bayern Munich My girl's gay bestfriend: Besiktas Me:

The internet is dying

Remote workers after hearing the Microsoft Teams ringtone during their 12:30 PM nap

Si watu wana hasira sana huku😂

“How two weeks away are they?” “Even more two weeks away than they were 5 years ago.”

we just built git for video editing.

My question is how do you even withdraw 6B to a private account, Jaribu kurusha 20M bank utaitishwa hadi birth certificate ya wazazi

Just finished watching Nefarious. It's mostly true, except for the ending

We don’t need another Cole interview ever again

youraislopbores.me

Releasing my sister like Mahoraga is an underutilized ability I have.

Manager: we are short staffed but at least you're not leaving us

when i’m in flow state

Teo Halm cooking up Baby Keem’s Ca$ino 🎰🎹

POV: Me about to take initiative at work, but I remember going the extra mile doesn't earn the extra pay