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Cops worked a million times harder on Luigi Mangione’s perp walk than they did saving kids’ lives in Uvalde

You have a majority in the House you dumb bitch

LMAOOO who did this

The parkland school shooter didn’t even get the death penalty and he killed 17 people, 14 of which were children.

Apparently, for Republicans… Sexual abuse is ok. Statutory rape is ok. Sex trafficking is ok. But don’t you dare try to forgive college loan debt. Now THAT’S a red line.

Remember to leave a CEO out tonight for Luigi

Never forget January 6.

Morning, y’all.

2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign. 4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33 hearings, and launched a 4-year probe. 881,776 Covid deaths, an armed insurrection & theft of classified documents: They cheered, and elected Trump as dictator.

MAGA’s laughing because Vice President Kamala Harris is fulfilling her oath by overseeing the certification of an election she lost, when their guy wanted to have his Vice President hanged for certifying the election he lost. And that is how you know it’s a fucking cult.

MAGA: We want all the immigrants deported & eggs to be cheaper! America first! Trump: Actually, we’re gonna hire immigrants for all the tech jobs & it’s too hard to make groceries cheaper, but we are gonna take over Greenland & Canada to help Putin! MAGA: OK! (Fucking idiots).

Miller: I see the support on the other side of the aisle with all your colleagues sitting next to you McGovern: To the gentleman who just spoke, the reason why my colleagues are not here is because the Republicans scheduled this debate during President Carter's funeral.

I've now seen 6 reports on Michelle Obama's decision to skip Trump's inauguration -- CNN, NBC, AP, CBS, Politico and The Hill -- and not one mentions that Trump skipped Biden's just 4 years ago. Editors?

One of the most blatant forms of Christian hypocrisy in our time is Christians holding all the ordinary people we share this country with accountable to the most rigid moral standards while simultaneously holding their preferred politicians accountable to no standards at all.

Can we all commit to tweeting this relentlessly on Monday 🤷‍♀️It’s what she’d have wanted

I don’t know who did this, but thank you 🤣

The grand irony of our time: Wealthy elites ran a populist campaign promising to rid the government of being run by wealthy elites only to win and install their own wealthy elites to run the government in a way that will only benefit wealthy elites.