Can't trust a bitch who lets the microwave hit 0, she doesn't care about her life...she probably jumps on the lava part of the floor too.

"can you not: LMFAO " Johhnie Socket

sorry girls, but I already got my eyes on a girl who’s not interested

When your beer pong partner can't make a single cup

There's no cool way to chase a bouncing beer pong ball

Strive to reach the top because the bottom is overcrowded

my parents won't even buy me McDonald's but ok

"SARCASM!: I’ll just watch one: Episode Epison Epason Eason Season" Marcelle

When you finally get something good, enjoy it. Don't go looking for something better

I'd never miss class

"Fail Text !: Now that's more realistic pic.x.com/u9Ac7pkzBZ" Johhnie Socket #ChristmasWishes #pleasesanta

Honestly

"Billionaire Mindset: People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, loyal and upfront with their friends." Roné Nel

When bae starts using your slang

Me when I’m forced to go somewhere

Often, people who can do, don’t because they’re afraid of what people that can’t do will say about them doing.

Don't chase temporary happiness✌👏