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Tonight's episode: Lakers Doing Laker Things

3 games into stomping the Celtics and chill and he gives you that look.

Hmmm...should we rebrand to simply "Dumpster?" UrinatingTree fivepointsvids

The Stanford bracket can be summed up as: - Texas A&M being sent to California for a work trip, and being the only Texan there.

Hmm. Anyone interested in asking Papyrus what he thinks about the draft this year?

That's it, golf is unsalvageable. Everyone go home.

The entire Northeast US and Mid-Atlantic right now. If you know, you know. youtube.com/watch?v=nJwquq…

Less than 100 days until the return of college football.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! UrinatingTree CAN HIT A BASEBALL! youtube.com/watch?v=jW-81Y…

To everyone complaining about the Vegas Golden Refs:

Responding to a fuck-up higher up the chain and out of your hands: You're doing it damn right.

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to those who celebrate it. Don't forget to leave a piece of pizza on your kitchen counter so Mr. Met will leave you presents.

Twitter is broken. Goodie.

Well, it looks like this account is about to become a lot less active. Because I'll be fucked if I'm gonna cough up $8 to continue to use something I've used for free for 13 years.

Holy shit I actually got the old Tweetdeck working...for now.

Pentagon Hexagon Octagon Snydergon

Alabama got their taints tickled.

MONDAY NIGHT DUMPSTER BOWL LFG fivepointsvids UrinatingTree

I can only imagine how angry Abearica is right now.