You know things are dire for a franchise when you get goalie'd by the Edmonton Oilers, of all teams.

It'd be really nice if you did something, Toronto. Ever.

Hey guys, there's been another David Tepper thing!

Now that I've woken up with a bit of a hangover and some time to think about it...

I still don't get why the fuck the Falcons picked Michael Penix at 8. And I like Penix.

When the armchair gm's on Twitter make more logical choices than you.

Seriously. WTF?

Today, the entire NFC East is The Big Lebowski: I hate the Eagles, man.

Wait, the Rams have a first round pick?!

- Sign Kirk Cousins to a four-year megadeal worth $100 million guaranteed
- Face potential serious fines for tampering with Cousins in the signing process
- Say fuck it and draft Michael Penix 8th overall, ignoring serious needs on defense
- Don't alert Kirk Cousins that you're…

This has to be roughly 95% bots, right? This is crazy.

Atlanta slammed their Penix in the car door.

And fivepointsvids chair is safe for another day!

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Are you really going to do this, Stars? Really?

Uh oh.