Except it's, literally, not, as you can see higher bits, both left and right of shot. You couldn't lie straight in bed, you massive fibber.

Michael Jordan is from Jordan

Real English patriot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Tories seeing children being fed:

This is actually the reality of what every meal looks like a man > eating by yourself: $15 > eating with gf or wife: $120

Party whose only policy is "fuck off home" crying about being told to fuck off home lol

Obviously his husband has just been assassinated. Let him grieve in his own way.

If "Tradition" is lining the Streets to Applaud the Rich as they head off to tear up wild animals for Sport, You are a Peasant minded fool, & the reason this Country is Cooked.

After Suella Braverman's defection, 12.5% of Reform UK MPs have been photographed stepping on a guide dog

NBC is prohibiting the NHL from posting Olympic clips so they're MS paint animating them. Pretty dope, actually.

People who make 30 grand a year defending Jim Ratcliffe and Duncan Bannatyne look like this:

The only politician I want to have a pint with

Napkin tucked in before he's even ordered. Veteran move.

Reform canvassing massively backfires. "Take this back. Look at this fucking shit. We don't want you racist pricks... Fuck off, of the front of my house and don't trespass again.. you're not even from round here, are ya? You little prick."

One year ago today

Bros in crypto will be like "escape the matrix" and then go live in a shopping mall in the desert governed by Islamic law lol

I absolutely cannot top this