Imma kiss your face! [Tackles him] x.com/TheDivineDude/…

#NewAvi

I will put you both up for adoption.

||God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh||||

No eating my baby!

[Swats him and #Finn] Be nice. x.com/DivineArroganc…

[Narrows eyes] You know what you were doing. Now be a good boy. [Swats him on the arm] And don't let the vampire eat your brother. x.com/DivineArroganc…

I swear to... Do you two need the get along shirt again?

[Wiggles hips, flaring wings as I dance around God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| while I sing, holding my little @PintSizedSeraph on my hip] youtube.com/watch?v=ru0K8u…

I should sell three of my children on the black market.

Package set. Like fine china.

Try again, Nathaniel.

Never, my little pumpkin seed. x.com/PintSizedSerap…

Look at God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| this morning. [Swoons]

I swear... [Growls at the wolf and the leopard]

You don't need to worry about that right now. [Completely hopes to distract him by giving him a giant brownie] x.com/PintSizedSerap…

[Chuckling] You're welcome, sweetheart. Momma loves you. x.com/PintSizedSerap…

[Eyes the demon]

"I am as graceful as a fridge falling down a flight of stairs." ❀ Angel. Clumsy. Sweet. Bubbly. Submissive. ❀ Daughter of God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| and Freya - ||Parody||. ❀ Marric Lucciano's Little Red Riding Hood. ❀ #LlewellynFam ❀ Author: .